AN EPIC SUPER BOWL SHOWDOWN TO SETTLE THE DEBATE ONCE AND FOR ALL (SORT OF) For this year’s Super Bowl, Matthew McConaughey returned to go head-to-head with football’s biggest defender, Bradley Cooper, as the rivalry reached its chaotic peak. On football’s biggest day, we took the conspiracy debate to its final conclusion, with new connections, overwhelming evidence, and new co-conspirators. Even football’s most hallowed and sacred of spaces - the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio is actually….just a giant juicer. Seriously.