Drama is everywhere. Especially when it comes to screening for colon cancer. Here we see a winter western where a rugged pioneer has to trudge through a blizzard to his colon cancer screening: Or so his wife thinks. Turns out he just has to go to the porch for his Cologuard kit. So he can skip all the drama of the traditional way to get screened. She is relieved. As is he. In other spots, we see a bombastic king skipping the drama of a colonoscopy as well as some rich housewives spilling the tea about their bestie who is lying about her age so she doesn’t have to screen either.